The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch.
The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off....
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What do pirates call anal sex?
Plundering booty.
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Two pirates were talking, the second one with a pegleg, a hook, and an eyepatch
Pirate 1: arrr, how ye get that peg leg
Pirate 2: arr, ye was thrown overboard 'n got attacked by a shark!
Pirate 1: aye, that is unfortunate. How ye get yer hook?
Pirate 2: got in a sword fight, me opponent was good, cut me hand clean off!
Pirate 1: arr, be happy ye stil...
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