I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said she had an abduction fetish.
But she demands to be taken, seriously!
Are the Polish for or against abductions?
Maybe I should take a poll
I told my wife I'd never leave her unless aliens came to take me.
It has taken 30 years but I finally have enough for Industrial Light and Magic to do an alien abduction scene.
Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?
I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
This middle aged, divorced woman from NY City is having brunch with her friends one day. One of them comments that she hasn't been herself lately. The others agree, and someone suggests she needs a change. The woman agrees and decides she is going to take a trip.
The next morning she visits a...