I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said she had an abduction fetish.

But she demands to be taken, seriously!

Every fish you catch and release

goes home with an alien abduction story.

I told my wife I'd never leave her unless aliens came to take me.

It has taken 30 years but I finally have enough for Industrial Light and Magic to do an alien abduction scene.

Are the Polish for or against abductions?

Maybe I should take a poll

Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction.

I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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