Abduction Jokes - 5 Hilarious Abduction Jokes

I couldn’t believe when my girlfriend said that she has an abduction fetish.

But she demands to be taken, seriously!

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So there are reports of UFO sightings and alien abductions in North America right now

They're only abducting people with large penises. YOU guys don't have anything to worry about but I just wanted to say the spaceship is super cool on the inside.

Are the Polish for or against abductions?

Maybe I should take a poll

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Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction.

I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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I told my wife I'd never leave her unless aliens came to take me.

It has taken 30 years but I finally have enough for Industrial Light and Magic to do an alien abduction scene.

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