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Highjacking Jokes

I was watching a new television series on the 9/11 highjackings

And judging by the pilot it won’t last long

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Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered

masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

[NSFW] A man busted his nut while flying...

You can call that a highjacking

If i was caught fapping in an airplane....

Am i highjacking???

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If I jack off in a plane

Does it count as Highjacking?

I was at the airport security and there was a sign that read...

"Federal law prohibits the making of any jokes on airplane highjacking and bombing."

I stopped and told the officer that you don't have to worry about me, I take my bombs very seriously.

My hearing is next month.

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A man was masturbating in an airplane

He was arrested for highjacking

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