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Researching Jokes

Hello everyone! I'm a scientist and I am researching bestiality between humans and dogs.

I will be in my Lab if you need me.

I started researching the safety of elevators.

They have their ups and downs.

I just realized why so many women are researching why women make less than men ...

It's cheaper than paying a man to do it.

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I spent time researching porn on the internet and learned I am a furry...

When I was deep in a rabbit hole.

A scientist is researching how far frogs can jump

He places the frog on the table and says "Frog, jump!" And the frog jumps a full 18 feet. He write 18ft in his notes. The scientist cuts off one of the frogs legs and says "Frog, jump!" And the frog jumps 14 feet. He scribbles 14ft in his notes. He cuts off a second leg, says "Frog, jump!" - the fro...

I've been researching some useless facts...

Want some examples?
I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice.

And that's just off the top of my head.

I was researching infinity until it hit me...

that endeavor would take me forever

I was researching the Jackson family tree.

I got back as far as the civil war and then I hit a stone wall.

I had plans to start researching sinkholes

But they fell through

Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion,

I tend to see the Wurst in people

If talking with a woman before dating is like researching a stock before buying

Then dating after a one night stand is inside her trading

All those people saying anti-vaxxers should be researching child sized coffins aren't considering both sides

they can also use urns

Did you hear about the scientist who devoted his life to researching how to create potassium out of thin air?

Some could say... >!he’d gone bananas!<

I was researching converting to Mormonism until I found out you have to give them 10% of your income

I guess I'm Jewish.

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