A guy asks Alexa to define "rendezvous"...

Alexa: As a noun, rendezvous is usually defined as an agreement between two or more persons to meet at a certain time and place.

Guy: Spell it.

Alexa: It is spelled, I. T.

Two black holes have a rendezvous.

Turns one to the other and says "Do you find me attractive?"

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Two friends go for a hike...

Two friends, Dave and Darren, go on an adventure hike which would last for months. Two months in they get a bit tired of each other and decide to split up for four days and rendezvous at a mutually known bar in a nearby town.

Four days later they meet up and are back in the groove. Dave goes...

Affair

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the ch...

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

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Special agent Walter is on a top secret mission.

He's supposed to meet a woman and tell her a code word before hands him a briefcase with classified documents. The meeting is arranged in a public place and he's given a photo of the woman.

He heads to the rendezvous point and awaits her. A few minutes later she arrives. He readies himself fo...

Jesus and Peter are getting a little bored

[NSFW] Jesus and Peter are getting a little bored up in heaven, so they decide to head on down to earth for a little fun. The get dressed in their gladrags (Peter points out to Jesus his boots aren't so stylish these days) and head off to a club. So they don't cramp each other's style, the separat...

The Irish Spy

A Russian agent is told he is to be sent on a Top Secret mission, where he will rendezvous with Murphy, the Irish spy on the shore of County Donegal. He is told that when he meets Murphy the code phrase is 'The Sun rises
slowly over Moscow'.

The next morning the agent is delivered, at 5 ...

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