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Soyuz Jokes

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A Russian Soyuz rocket carrying 3 cosmonauts (Russian, American and British) reaches orbit.

Upon arrival at the International Space Station, they are given the surprise of a lifetime - the station has been completely taken over by aliens. These highly intelligent beings, able to appear like humans when needed, have been using the station to monitor activities on Earth.

As the cosmon...

What did the soviet rocket say as it took off?

Soyuz guys later

Russian spacecrafts designed in 1960s don't come around often

Soyuz them wisely.

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