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Docking Jokes

I saw uncut footage of two guys docking

Sorry if that's redundant

Docking

It's a lot to wrap your head around.

A famous pirate ship was docking in a free port...

Because the captain needs to find a wood workshop to fix his ship.He finally found one,and upon entering it,he saw a skilled apprentice.When asked to repair the ship,the apprentice was eager to join the crew,but the captain didn't want to let him in as there were enough crewmembers.So the captain sa...

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Why is a guy with premature ejaculation issues similar to docking the Ruby Princess?

They both only need a couple of tugs.

I think docking would make for a great spectator sport.

It’s really end to end.

Why do they put protection buoys on boats during docking?

To protect it from pier pressure.

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A man is walking down to the docks to check out his new boat.

As he approaches he sees a honest to goodness pirate ship docking nearby. He is beside himself when he sees the most stereotypical pirate hobbling off the boat.

The pirate has a red bandana, a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eyepatch. The man can't help himself, he has to talk to the guy.<...

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What's the 3 blind mices' favorite sex act?

Hickory Dickory Docking

An old man was explaining to his grandson about major things that happened in his life.

“Now most people associate salsa as a Mexican condiment”, he said. “But actually we loved mayonnaise”. “Wow!”, said the boy. “Most people don’t know that in 1912 after docking in New York, the titanic’s next stop was the eastern shores of Mexico. And below the deck was 15 tons of mayo. As we all kno...

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