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Atlantis Jokes

Why did the Atlantians call Atlantis “The Fatherland”?

Because it disappeared...

What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Florida?

About 3 days

In all honesty though, my thoughts and good wishes go out to the people of Florida,

What’s the difference between Florida and the Lost City of Atlantis?

A few hours.

What does Australia and Atlantis have in common?

They both live down under

What form of communication was used in Atlantis?

Hydroglyphs

What martial art Aquaman learnt in Atlantis?

Crab Magá

Chuck Norris once performed a table flip.

Ever since Atlantis is considered a myth.

I asked my daughter's dentist for her favorite joke. Was not disappointed.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?


Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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