What’s the difference between the Lost City of Atlantis and New York City?

About 24 hours.

Why is it called Atlantis?

It should be called Atlantisn’t

Why did the Atlantians call Atlantis “The Fatherland”?

Because it disappeared...

What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Florida?

About 3 days

In all honesty though, my thoughts and good wishes go out to the people of Florida,

How did crabs get around Atlantis?

Pubic transportation

What martial art Aquaman learnt in Atlantis?

Crab Magá

Chuck Norris once performed a table flip.

Ever since Atlantis is considered a myth.

I asked my daughter's dentist for her favorite joke. Was not disappointed.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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