The Dean of the College of the Cardinals was at his wits end
The conclave had been contentious, and no clear leader emerged after many days of bickering. He needed a break, and was resting in his private office when there was a gentle rap at the door.
"What is it? Is there word of a new Pope?"
"Not exactly, sir."
"Who is it that disturbs...
Pope John XXIII is going to formally become a saint on Sunday (27 April 2014). Here is a sample of his humorous quips:
1. Visiting a hospital he asked a boy what he wanted to be when he grew up. The boy said either a policeman or a pope. "I would go in for the police if I were you," the Holy Father said. "Anyone can become a pope, look at me!"
2. "It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think ab...