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After the Iowa Caucus,

A group of people were abducted by a psychopath who needed them to make a skinsuit. Among them were some voters, and also Bernie Sanders (the psycho wasn't too choosy about skin). He threw them each into a well so they were trapped, alone. He stood over the first one: "It puts the lotion on its ski...

The Democratic Caucus has released a new gum flavor

Orange n’ Peach Mint

What was the name of the political committee that worked to protect the rights of wine enthusiasts?

The Bacchus Caucus

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