Orbital Jokes - 7 Hilarious Orbital Jokes

What did one S-orbital electron say to the other?

"I'll be right back, I have to go P."

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

"2p or not 2p, that is the question."

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[A chemistry pickupline]

Hey girl, do you have a vacant d-orbital?

Cuz I want to back-bond with you.

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The young salesman

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job.

The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him t...

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Today my classmate told me: "I have a problem with degenerate homos". I was outraged by his bigoted words..

..until I realised he was talking about our physics homework!

(Glossary: Degenerate - Having the same energy level. HOMO - Highest Occupied Molecular Orbital)

"Galactic Central, this is Captain Zod reporting in"

"*Captain Zod, this is Galactic Central. Please make your report.*"

"Galactic Central, we successfully reached Planet Earth and have completed our survey."

"*Captain Zod, understood. What did you find*?"

"Galactic Central, we found a large number of orbital nuclear weapons aroun...

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What is an astronaut's favorite power tool?

An orbital sander

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