The young salesman

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job.

The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him t...

What did one S-orbital electron say to the other?

"I'll be right back, I have to go P."

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

"2p or not 2p, that is the question."

My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work...

Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.

"Galactic Central, this is Captain Zod reporting in"

"*Captain Zod, this is Galactic Central. Please make your report.*"

"Galactic Central, we successfully reached Planet Earth and have completed our survey."

"*Captain Zod, understood. What did you find*?"

"Galactic Central, we found a large number of orbital nuclear weapons aroun...

What is an astronaut's favorite power tool?

An orbital sander

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