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Liszt Jokes

I went Chopin but I forgot my Liszt

So I'll go Bach home

I can't find my Liszt of composer puns

If any of you can get a Holst of it, could you Handel it to me?

i've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...

i could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.

What do you call a Hungarian Composer with one leg shorter than the other?

Liszt.

What do you get when you meet a bunch of amicable Hungarian musicians?

A Franz Liszt

What do classical pianists use to remember their groceries?

A Chopin Liszt.

Classical music jokes are easy to come up with

I could write you a long Liszt

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt

Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

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