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Dance Recital Jokes

My wife asked if I was coming to our daughter's dance recital...

I was, but I paused the video, pulled up my pants, and denied it.

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This prostitute is giving a guy oral in his car...

...the guy makes her mad so she bites his penis off and spits it out the window. It flies out the car and slams onto the windshield of the car behind them, where a father is driving his 8 year old to dance recital.
"Daddy, what *was* that?"
The father, knowing exactly what it was, stammers a...

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