Read this on an anniversary special edition of Reader's Digest
Julius Caesar was coming out of a fast food restaurant when Brutus bumped into him and asked,"How are the burgers, Julius?
Julius replied, "Ate two, Brute!"
Scene: A bar.
**Me:** What's the WiFi password?
**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first.
**Me:** OK, I'll have a Coke.
**Bartender:** Three Dollars.
**Me:** There you go. So what's the WiFi password?
**Bartender:** "You need to buy a drink first." No sp...
What do you call the outcome of someone reading a book on the toilet?
What was the stomach's favorite thing to read?
What happens after a cannibal has eaten a librarian?
A Tour Guide at a dinosaur museum is guiding around a group of people. Looking at a T-Rex he says
"This fossil is 23,000,011 years old." One of the members of the group asks out of curiosity, "Wow, how'd they find out such a specific number?" the guide replied "Well, it was 23,000,000 when I started 11 years ago."
*Source: Reader's Digest*
A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came upon two men.
One man was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other man was writing in a notebook. The lion quickly pounced in the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that reader's digest and writers cramp.
A priest, a Teacher, and an Engineer.
3 of them are best friends and one weekend they decided to go to town to have a drink and inadvertently got drunk to a point of blacking out. Upon waking up they found themselves arrested, guiltily charged of a crime and sentenced to death by electrocution. The priest is strapped to the chair
Captain Red Shirt
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.
One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Cap...