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A grass hopper hops into a bar

The barman says: "Hey we've name a drink after you!" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve!?"
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What do you call a frog that fills cavities?

Dentist Hopper.
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A dell is different than a valley. A deep dell is a dingle. This would make a rabbit in a dell...

A dingle hopper
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Three men are waiting to see the doctor...

...and as they wait, they begin to reveal to each other why they are seeking medical attention.

The first man reveals:

‘Gentlemen, when I go to the toilet, I can’t do number 1. I’ve sat, I’ve stood, I’ve whistled, I’ve hummed, and all in vain. My balls (since pee is stored therein) ar...

A man working at the Federal Reserve

A man working at the Federal Reserve was hired to manufacture pennies. On his first day, the supervisor walked him around the manufacturing area.

“This first machine melts down large blocks of metal. The liquid metal is then poured into a mold that makes a smaller block. That smaller block ...
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