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Imagine asking a blind girl out in braille

and she leaves you on felt
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I've just started to read a horror novel in braille.

Something bad is gonna happen. I can feel it.
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I don't like braille porn

It's all fingering.

Braille

I once told a girl that her acne was so bad that it reminded me of Braille. I could tell she wasn't impressed, it was written all over her face.
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Braille isn't that hard to learn...

You just have to get a feel for it
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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Do not touch.
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Have you heard about the new braille laxative?

It's touch and go.
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So i broke up with my blind girlfriend through a Braille message.

She couldn't believe her fingers.
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What do you call a story written in Braille?

A touching story.
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braille

What are the little bumps around a woman's nipple for?



It's Braille for "SUCK HERE".
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I tried to read a letter in braille, but I had it upside down.

It was the pits.
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I just finished a book in braille that said communism was the best political system

I mean it didnā€™t say it directly, but I could feel between the lines.
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After running his fingers over the raised Braille lettering on the surface, the blind man looked terrified

A passing man noticed this and asked him, "What did it say ?".

The blind man responded, "RADIOACTIVE. DO NOT TOUCH"
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I've missed World Braille Day every year

I just never see it coming
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I asked ny blind friend to read braille for me

I guess every lego spells out "fuck you dude".

I prefer to read poetry in braille for some reason.

I just really feel the words a lot more.
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Is there some way to describe reading Braille incorrectly?

The words are right on the tip of my tongue.
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Guys I was gonna make a Braille joke but,

Itā€™s a pretty touchy subject.
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I once met a blind man who didn't believe in Braille

He told me, 'I'll believe it when I see it!'
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Sometimes I ask my blind friend what something in braille says.

So I started handing him legos, and apparently all lego pieces mean "fuck you" in braille

I asked my father what it was like learning Braille, but he didn't want to tell me.

I didn't realize it was such a touchy subject.
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What did Louis Braille say after he injured his eye with an awl?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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I learned Braille yesterday

It was so easy I could do it with my eyes closed
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They're about to release a braille movie

They're about to release a braille movie, it's tipped to win the best "feel good" movie of the year.
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My blind friend decided Braille wasn't for him.

He just wasn't feeling it.
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I read another horror story in braille.

Some of the words were worn off and I could tell something bad was going to happen, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
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Learning to read Braille with my index finger hasn't been easy so far

In fact, it's been a pretty bumpy ride
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Did you hear about the diss that was written in braille?

The guy really felt that
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Louise Braille walked into a bar...

Then a table, and then a chair.
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I have a bumper sticker in Braille

If you can read this, you're driving too close.
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Have you ever been to the Braille superstore?

They've got products you've never seen before.
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[Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille?

Caution hot surface
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I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille.

I used to rub the dirty parts.

I quit my job translating Pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.
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I don't think most blind people like Braille

Do they even see the point?
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Did you know there's only 25 letters in the Braille alphabet?

They can't c.
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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
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Did you hear about the blind amputee who realized Braille wasn't for him?

He just wasn't feeling it.

But seriously, he was just out of touch.
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I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind.

It's called "You've Got Braille"
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I just learned how to read Braille

I was always unsure, is it ā€œBray-eel-ayā€? Maybe itā€™s ā€œBrah-elā€?

I just found out earlier itā€™s ā€œBraleā€

The more you know...
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I know there's something wrong with my braille book...

but I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public?

Neither have they
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Have you ever wondered if zits are just God trying to speak to you in Braille?

Mine say, "Nobody will ever love you."
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Itā€™s so rude to insult someone in Braille.

Just think about how it makes them feel.
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Today I learned how to read Braille.

It might look intimidating at first, but once you get a feel for it it's pretty easy.
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What does a blind man say when he listens to Braille music for the first time?

This shit bumps!

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I just asked my blind roommate to tell me what something said in Braille,

I didn't realize a lego brick said "Fuck You"

What does a blind Eminem fan say when they notice a typo in braille?

"Something is wrong, I can feel it."
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I'm going to read braille to the deaf...

For the ASL competition.
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My printer has started printing scary stories in the middle of the night. Somehow theyā€™re all in Braille.

Itā€™s giving me Goosebumps
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Slogan idea for a Braille company

Loads of high quality Braille products,
many of which you've never seen before!
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What is it called when You read something that you don't quite understand but you know for sure that it's very touching?

Braille.
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Ya know why they put rumble strips on the side of roads?

It's braille. So that the blind can see where they're driving.
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In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes.

You know - comic relief.
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What do you call a blind batman?

Christian Braille
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President Donald Trump is great at reading female body language

Too bad he reads it in braille.
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I had a hard time learning to read the word "yoyo" in Braille.

I can't put my finger on y...
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The number of readers this book hit hard wasnā€™t surprisingā€¦

Thatā€™s just what happens when you toss out free braille.
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Last night I dated a blind woman

At one point she ran her hands over my cheeks and mistook my acne for braille. Boy, was my face read.
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Tim and Jake goes to watch a football game

Tim : What is that on players back?

Jake : Oh that, the players have written their name in braille to raise awareness about blind people.

Tim : Raise awareness about blind people. Who the fuck doesn't know about blind people.

Jake : Well the deaf have never heard about them.

To some people, the words "Do Not Touch" leave them terrified

Especially when it's written in Braille.
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I wrote a book titled ā€˜Do Not Touchā€™.

Sales have done very well, except for the Braille prints.
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They've announced who will be playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film.

It's Christian Braille
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Embroidery

A young woman went into Victoria's Secret and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this, you're too close!" embroidered on her panties and bra. "Yes, madam," said the clerk, "I'm quite certain that could be done. What kind of lettering would you like it done in?"

"Braille," ...
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All languages travel at the speed of sound

Except Braille, which depends on how hard you throw the book.
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