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Bookworm Jokes

What did the bookworm say to the librarian?

“Can I burrow this book, please?”

If a person who reads lots of books is a bookworm, what do you call a person who listens to lots of tapes?

Old

Why do Bookworms breakup ?

Because they are not on the same page.

What do you call a bookworm who can't get enough of strong female characters?

A heroine addict!

A woman takes her kid to the walk-in clinic.

They're in the waiting room, and the kid gets bored. He starts to flip the pages of a magazine.

A friendly stranger notices, and says to the woman, "Looks like you've got a little bookworm."

"No," she replies, "pinworms."
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