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What did the bookworm say to the librarian?

β€œCan I burrow this book, please?”
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If a person who reads lots of books is a bookworm, what do you call a person who listens to lots of tapes?

Old
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Why do Bookworms breakup ?

Because they are not on the same page.
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What do you call a bookworm who can't get enough of strong female characters?

A heroine addict!
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A woman takes her kid to the walk-in clinic.

They're in the waiting room, and the kid gets bored. He starts to flip the pages of a magazine.

A friendly stranger notices, and says to the woman, "Looks like you've got a little bookworm."

"No," she replies, "pinworms."
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I got the "Bookworm" award in the school because I have the most visits to the library.

Of course they don't know the library's toilet is very suitable for masturbating.

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