An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...

It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.


The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.

His feet feel refreshed!

The street has gorgeous slopes and embankments, li...

What did adobe illustrator say to Windows 10?

Nothing (Adobe Illustrator has stopped responding)

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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy,...

Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail?

Because it was a pdf file.

I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat...

...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?

An adobe acrobat.

What does a circus performer use to read computer documents?

Adobe Acrobat.

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who was made homeless by a bug in Photoshop?

He has no fixed Adobe

What do you call a deer who wants to make cartoons?

Adobe Illustrator.

A long time ago, a spanish civilization was extremely advanced in technology.

In fact, their technology was so advanced in their current time period that they were thought to be using magic. While others built their shelters out of sticks, they built their shelters out of adobe bricks. While others cooked with fire pits, they cooked with electric stoves. While others fought w...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

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