I'd like to rent a pueblo style building and open a business selling photographic prints.
It will be called: Adobe Photo Shop
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud toward him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefu...
The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.
The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.
Today I met a girl named Adobe
So I asked her who came first? The company or her father
An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...
It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.
The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.
His feet feel refreshed!
The street has gorgeous slopes and embankments, li...
Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail?
Because it was a pdf file.
What did adobe illustrator say to Windows 10?
Nothing (Adobe Illustrator has stopped responding)
What do you call a house elf that edits documents?
Adobe released a new digital ruler today. It's a bit short though, so they codenamed it...
Napoleon, because it's a short ruler.
No, seriously: http://xdce.adobe.com/mighty/
What does a Jedi use to open files?
The Devil went down to Georgia, tried to raise some Republican cash
And they woulda won, if they hadn't run All their ads in Adobe Flash.
What do you call a deer who wants to make cartoons?
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who was made homeless by a bug in Photoshop?
He has no fixed Adobe
What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?
A long time ago, a spanish civilization was extremely advanced in technology.
In fact, their technology was so advanced in their current time period that they were thought to be using magic. While others built their shelters out of sticks, they built their shelters out of adobe bricks. While others cooked with fire pits, they cooked with electric stoves. While others fought w...