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Adobe Jokes

My Adobe Reader is hanging continuously

I guess it's cause it is an Acrobat.

The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died.

The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.

Today I met a girl named Adobe

So I asked her who came first? The company or her father

What did adobe illustrator say to Windows 10?

Nothing (Adobe Illustrator has stopped responding)

Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail?

Because it was a pdf file.

A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud toward him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefu...

Yo mamma is so stupid...

She went to buy pictures at Adobe Photoshop

I'd like to rent a pueblo style building and open a business selling photographic prints.

It will be called: Adobe Photo Shop

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Adobe released a new digital ruler today. It's a bit short though, so they codenamed it...

Napoleon, because it's a short ruler.

No, seriously: http://xdce.adobe.com/mighty/

What do you call a house elf that edits documents?

A-Dobby.

(Adobe)

An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...

It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.


The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.

His feet feel refreshed!

The street has gorgeous slopes and embankments, li...

The Devil went down to Georgia, tried to raise some Republican cash

And they woulda won, if they hadn't run
All their ads in Adobe Flash.

What do you call a deer who wants to make cartoons?

Adobe Illustrator.

What does a circus performer use to read computer documents?

Adobe Acrobat.

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who was made homeless by a bug in Photoshop?

He has no fixed Adobe

A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage..

A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

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