I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then...

...no pun in ten did

does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of words that have...

...a duel meaning.

My wife said she would divorce me if I didn't stop my cheese related puns.

It's no fondue be married to such a Munster anyways.

What happened to the all of the good chemistry puns?

The best chemistry puns argon.

Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel....

........number

Gonna be getting on the trend of binary puns and going to be writing 10000000 binary puns.

Update: Sometimes I byte off more than I can chew.

I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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Awful puns are jokes too.

I was telling my mate Edward that I couldn't stop referring to myself as male genetalia. He told me I could stop any time I wanted.

I said, "No, I'm a dick, Ted."

My wife hates me because I make too many Pokemon puns

She's just Shellos

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

Communist puns are great and all, but too many of them are just replacing the word "marks" with "Marx."

If you want to be original, you should really approach them from some different Engels.

There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..

..they make me feel even number.

Why are calendar puns so bad?

Because they are always so week and dated

I really like rock puns.

They're something we shouldn't take for granite. I mean, they are pretty solid.

Let's just face it, geology rocks!


PS: I just hit rock bottom, didn't I?

I don't know why I love bad puns so much.

It's just how eye roll.

I posted ten puns here to see which would receive 1000 upvotes

No pun in ten did.

There are many problems with math puns.

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns...

Then you’re looking in Alderaan places

I’ve heard a lot of puns in my lifetime, some great, others horrible

But I think the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake.

Happy cake day to me

My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

My wife had asked me to stop using police related puns..

I guess I’ll give them “ arrest”.

I only do so many puns...

...because I'm dad inside.

Seamen never laugh at my puns.

They're just too littoral.

I promise this joke does not contain any horse puns whatsoever...

April Foals!

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Good puns are like double sided dildos.

They work both ways, but you need someone else to really enjoy it.

There was a pun competition going on in the local community.

I decided I might have a go at it since I am pretty good with puns. The rules were simple: we all had to tell 10 puns. I got on stage and gave it my best shot to wow the judges. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Corny puns

Why can't the headless horseman ever win a race?

A: Because he can never get a head

What is Tiger Wood's favorite type of club?

A: The wood

After hours of research i still cant make puns about trees

You'd think everything I've Redwood help

I asked my friend why has he stopped making jokes and puns about Trump after he was sacked from the White House.

He said he's Biden his time

bee puns

why do bees have sticky hair

because they use honeycombs

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Wife and I making bird puns in bed

We were laying in bed, when I looked over and said "hey make like a bird and swallow this dick!" She smiled and pulled my pajama bottoms off. I closed my eyes awaiting bliss, when all of a sudden she repeatedly head butts my dick. After scrambling away and gasping in pain, I looked at her and exclai...

I'm starring in a new theater production about puns

It's a play on words

Join in on a Pun Thread

Hello Pun enthusiasts,

Comment a subject and let fellow redditors make puns about that subject

What do you call an onslaught of puns?

A punderstorm

My wife left me because of my constant zodiac puns.

It finally Taurus apart.

I have achieved my life's goal of writing an entire theatrical performance made up entirely of puns.

It's a play on words.

What do you say to a Redditor who makes Bee puns?

Oh Beehave

Military puns are funny...

Generally speaking.

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

Does anyone know any good tree puns?

I'm pining fir a new one, but they're not that poplar.

My wife hates how I love making puns with Bruce Willis movie titles, and wishes I would stop. But you know what they say....

Old habits Pulp Fiction.

I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page

No pun in ten did

In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision

I can see it clearly.

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