With a grim look on his face, my doctor told me I had onomatopoeia. Breaking in to a cold sweat, I gasped, “What’s that?!”
He whispered, “It’s exactly what it sounds like.”
What does a survivor of the Food Onomatopoeia war get?
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The doctor gives test results back to a man
“I’m afraid you have Chlamydia, gonorrhea, and Onomatopoeia,” said the Doctor
The man asks, “What’s Onomatopoeia?”
The Doctor replies, “It’s exactly what it sounds like”
What is an onomatopoeia?
Exactly what it sounds like.
Did you know that if you try and say onomatopoeia backwards...
You'll likely waste several seconds of your life!
What is an onomatopoeia for gonorrhea?
Applause? The clap!
My friend had the worst case of onomatopoeia last week.
Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds.
I've got a horrible memory.
I couldn't remember what onomatopoeia or metaphor meant and then BAM it hit me like lighting. It was like the time I remembered similes and realized I am dumb as a box of rocks.
Who wants some onomatopoeia?
BOOM! There it is
Three musicians are killed in an automobile accident. They arrive together at the pearly gates, where they are greeted by Saint Peter.
"Hello," says Saint Peter. "I suppose you'd like to get into Heaven!"
"Yes, we would," says the first musician, a band director.
"Well, there's just a little test you have to take. Nothing too difficult. Related to your earthly profession," says Saint Peter.
"OK," says the band ...
Who’s there? Onomatopoeia Salesman. Well you had me at Knock Knock!
When your friend Matt, who you know doesn't like piers, gets too close to one.
(For best experience, say in an English accent)
The doctor gave me some bad news today...
He said I had severe onomatopoeia.
I asked what that was, and surely enough, it's exactly what it sounds like.
A man gets a call from his doctor.
The doctor tells him that his test results are in and he needs to see him right away.
The next day, the man shows up. He walks into the doctor's office. "Hey. What's the news?"
The doctor sighs and stands up. "Well...the test results are in. I'm afraid you have cancer and onomatopoeia....
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A Texan's three daughters have a date tonight...
(This joke is especially good live with you miming the actions and doing onomatopoeia - ) A Texan's triplet daughters are going to their first date tonight, so he stands behind their door waiting for their dates to show up.
The first guy arrives, opens the door, and the Texan's cocke...