My doctor diagnosed me with Onomatopoeia....

It’s exactly what it sounds like.

What does a survivor of the Food Onomatopoeia war get?

Nom flashbacks.



I know I'm getting reported for this one, but you know you like them. Upvote this you cowards.

Did you know that if you try and say onomatopoeia backwards...

You'll likely waste several seconds of your life!

With a grim look on his face, my doctor told me I had onomatopoeia. Breaking in to a cold sweat, I gasped, “What’s that?!”

He whispered, “It’s exactly what it sounds like.”

What is an onomatopoeia for gonorrhea?

Applause? The clap!

My friend had the worst case of onomatopoeia last week.

Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds.

after going to the sub r/onomatopoeia I have realized...

It’s just what it sounds like!

Who wants some onomatopoeia?

BOOM! There it is

I've got a horrible memory.

I couldn't remember what onomatopoeia or metaphor meant and then BAM it hit me like lighting. It was like the time I remembered similes and realized I am dumb as a box of rocks.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?
Onomatopoeia Salesman.
Well you had me at Knock Knock!

When your friend Matt, who you know doesn't like piers, gets too close to one.

Onomatopoeia

(For best experience, say in an English accent)

The doctor gave me some bad news today...

He said I had severe onomatopoeia.

I asked what that was, and surely enough, it's exactly what it sounds like.

A man gets a call from his doctor.

The doctor tells him that his test results are in and he needs to see him right away.

The next day, the man shows up. He walks into the doctor's office. "Hey. What's the news?"

The doctor sighs and stands up. "Well...the test results are in. I'm afraid you have cancer and onomatopoeia....

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Texan's three daughters have a date tonight...

(This joke is especially good live with you miming the actions and doing onomatopoeia - )
A Texan's triplet daughters are going to their first date tonight, so he stands behind their door waiting for their dates to show up.

The first guy arrives, opens the door, and the Texan's cocke...

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