A husband and wife were resting on a beach when they noticed a girl with a travel bag. She would approach people with boom boxes and other electronic devices and speak to them. Occasionally she would hand them something and walk off.
"She's probably selling drugs," said the woman.
Always avoid alliteration
You're a Savage Warrior. You're a barbarian.
You come from a city in Iran. You're a Barbar Barbarian.
You're known for hanging around your favorite drinking establishment. You're a Barbar bar barbarian.
You get exiled. You're a barred Barbar bar barbarian.
You get a j...
The Rules of Writing
1: Always avoid alliterations
2: A preposition is not something to end a sentence with
3) Be consistent
4: Don’t restate ideas
5: Don’t be redundant
6: And never start a sentence with a conjunction
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Some good tips for your English class.
1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.) 4. Employ the vernacular. 5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 7. It...