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A Pure Mathematics degree is useless…

I want a Pure Mathematics radian.

Fat people are like radians

They're only halfway done after one pi

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A guy is flying in a hot air balloon and is lost

So he lowers himself over a field and shouts to a guy on the ground:

"Can you tell me where I am, and which way I'm headed?"

- "Sure! You're at 43 degrees, 12 minutes, 21.2 seconds north; 123 degrees, 8 minutes, 12.8 seconds west. You're at 212 meters above sea level. Right now, you'r...

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian.

Math majors don't use degrees.

Math joke

My Calculus teacher told me:"Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."
I replied:"Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"

I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test...

by switching to radians.

I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin.

I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians.

Pi compliment

Wow, you look radian today.

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