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Homophones Jokes

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You know what they say about homophones...

They all sound the same.

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If I ever become famous, I'm gonna kiss another guy publicly just to remove homophones from my fan base.

John and Jon, that means you.

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I tried to console my friend who loved homophones

Their there they’re

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How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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Phil dies and is met by the Devil in front of three doors.

The Devil takes him to one side. 'Look, Phil,' he says, 'we're trying something out to cut down on admin down here. We used to assign punishments to the damned that fit their sins, but now we're letting people choose themselves.'

He gestures to the three doors. 'What I can do for you is this:...
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