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Remember, because of synonyms, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned"...

...and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty" are the same sentence.

Have you ever looked up synonyms for trash

and found they are garbage?

What a waste.

;-;

What do you call a dinosaur who loves synonyms?

Thesaurus

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are synonyms

Unless you're at a funeral

Common synonyms of unemployed.

Writer, blogger, and activist.

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Wrong Synonyms

It is Thanksgiving Day and a family is preparing dinner awaiting the arrival of the children's grandparents. Thomas, who is four is running around looking for is new pair of grey socks. He ventures up to the washroom where his mother is putting makeup on. Not realizing the boy is there she yells "sh...

After reading the thesaurus I have a strong vocabulary of useless synonyms.

Theyโ€™re unnecessary, worthless and redundant.

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A?

I wouldn't recommend it.

Honestly, your sentences willl just sound wrong.
Everyone will notice you're doing something
different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll
use weird words.

It's not worth the effort involved in spending
time online looking up tons of synonym...

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What do Canadians call a wet pussy?

An eager beaver.

Only reason I thought of this was because I'm polishing my resume and looked up synonyms for self-starter, and one was eager beaver. One thing led to another, and I thought of this lol.

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Understanding BF

My girlfriend always complaints that she hates have meaningless sex.

So now when I hump her I read out all the synonyms of love making from Oxford dictionary.

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