My wife said "Why don't you write a book instead of stupid word play jokes?"

I said, "That's a novel idea."

What's the best language for Indian word plays?

Punjabi

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Amazing Word play

A kiss might make her day but anal will make her hole weak.

Word Play jokes are the best and here's why

Why

My Grandfather's Favorite Joke [word play]

A male prisoner promised a female guard that he would marry her if she helped him escape. This is an example of someone using a proposition to end a sentence with.

Writing “Twosday” instead of “Tuesday” is word play

But writing “Twosday” twice is four play

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An word play fancy dress party is in full swing [nsfw]

The host walks up to a lady who's completely naked apart from pink ribbon covering her modesty

He says "what have you come as?"

She says " I'm tickled pink, of course"

The host then walks over to a man in a green Lycra suit with the initials N and V on his chest

He says "...

I used to be great at word play.

Once a pun a time.

Making an analogy that references itself is like good word play.

You don't do it anytime you want. You have to have a good reason to go metaphor.

So I learned some interesting things today

I get a kick out of words and word histories, so reading up I learned the word "CENTURION" came from the old Latin word for one hundred, because they were an officer in charge of one hundred soldiers. I also learned that the term "DECIMATE" comes from a collective punishment centurions would mete o...

Four Pennies

A few years ago, I volunteered with a high school band, who had a performance at a local veteran's home. After the concert, we spent some time with the residents, listening to their stories.

One gentleman came up to me and asked if I wanted to hear a joke. I agreed.

He held out a han...

Russia passed a new law today

Anyone caught in word play will be severely PUNished

I'm planning to put on a theatrical performance about puns.

I like producing word plays.

The Vocabulary Theater is now open!

I heard they have a clever word play!

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