The world’s first great fisherman possessed something that no man before him ever had.

Allure.

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Four nuns at the pearly gates

In heaven, four nuns are queueing outside the pearly gates.

St Pete says: "If your entire body is pure, you are welcome, no further questions asked."

First nun in line: "There was this naughty abbot in the monastery... one time he exposed himself and... well... overcome with desire I t...

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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