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Progressing Jokes

Men, if you're in a new relationship with a woman, but things aren't progressing physically, buy her a bra from the clearance rack.

At that point, it's already 50% off.

Even though we're progressing, we really need to get rid of certain races.

Such as the 800 meter dash.

Science is progressing in leaps and bounds. In 20 years...

...we'll definitely have better smartphones.

An old lady goes to the doctor.

She mentions that no matter what, when she farts, they are always silent and don't smell.

To illustrate her point she lets one go.

Old lady: see doctor it was silent and I don't smell anything.

Doctor: I see, I am going to give you a prescription, then I want you to come back i...
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