"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job
Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?
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3 scientists are praising how far along their country's advancement has come...
An English, Canadian, and Australian scientist are all praising how far along their along their country's scientific advancement has come.
The Australian scientist says "We've come so far, we took the hand of a man, built a body around it, and now he's out looking for a job."
Why is is so hard for women to find career advancement opportunities at Greggs?
With the advancement of self driving cars
One could say, In Soviet Russia, you drive car
The Submarine Party
To boost morale, a submarine captain decides to hold a party for the seamen while underwater. Given the tight space, they setup various areas throughout the boat to serve the crew. Despite the long lines at each area, the party is going well, with everyone happily eating and drinking.