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Authorities close investigation on the group of hipsters found dead in a pond last week.

Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool.
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Do you know why factories didn’t close in China?

Because kids don’t catch covid.
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Sometimes a denominator and numerator are very close in value.

But there's a fine line between them.
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There was a Pirate Captain who had an interesting way of pillaging ships..

Prowling the edges of dangerous waters where storms and large reefs were common, the Captain and his crew would pick out the most stricken merchant vessels limping out of a storm, then swiftly close in.

 

Once their pirate ship was alongside the merchant vessel however, the ...
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