Sometimes a denominator and numerator are very close in value.
But there's a fine line between them.
Authorities close investigation on the group of hipsters found dead in a pond last week.
Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool.
A man is lost in an island. Suddenly he finds himself surrounded by cannibals.
The cannibals are closing in and the man says, in absolute desperation, "Oh god, I am screwed". To his surprise, god replies -
"No, you are not. Do you see that large stone?"
"Pick it up and smash it on the head of the chief."
"Are you sure god?"
There was a Pirate Captain who had an interesting way of pillaging ships..
Prowling the edges of dangerous waters where storms and large reefs were common, the Captain and his crew would pick out the most stricken merchant vessels limping out of a storm, then swiftly close in.
Once their pirate ship was alongside the merchant vessel however, the ...