The 9+ Best Build Up Jokes

[NSFW] Why is it hard for brothels to build up a client base?

Customers keep coming and going.

I'm writing a book, should I kill a character to build up tension?

The book is an autobiography.

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The importance to great sex is a big build up followed by a crashing finale.

But unfortunately we got kicked out of the theatre

This is a long joke but the build up is worth it

Somewhere far away from here, there was a horse, a cow and a chicken. The horse had always wanted to start a band, so he learnt to play the guitar, while he was learning, he started looking for others who would be interested in joining his band, and found a chicken who was really good at singing and...

You know what the scientists always say to build up resistance to distractions and channel nature

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm

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10 ISIS suicide bombers decided to blow up a building

"We must pick a building that will have a mass effect on western culture" the leader says. So they research all the popular websites they can find and have decided on the reddit headquarters.

"YES!!" Another exclaimed! "We can not only dismantle their social construct but we can all attack ...

Why do men fart more often than women?

Because women don't close their mouths long enough to build up the pressure.

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it's pecs.

(apologies in advance. I made this up).

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[Serious] I need help finding a joke for my mother's funeral

It was one of her favorite jokes but I can't remember the build up. It was something like....someone asked the virgin mary if she was proud of Jesus and since she was a Jewish mom she answered "you know, I really vanted he should be a doctor"

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