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Build Up Jokes

[NSFW] Why is it hard for brothels to build up a client base?

Customers keep coming and going.

Why do men fart more often than women?

Because women don't close their mouths long enough to build up the pressure.

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The importance to great sex is a big build up followed by a crashing finale.

But unfortunately we got kicked out of the theatre

What do the Jedi build up in their body when they go running?

Galactic Acid

This is a long joke but the build up is worth it

Somewhere far away from here, there was a horse, a cow and a chicken. The horse had always wanted to start a band, so he learnt to play the guitar, while he was learning, he started looking for others who would be interested in joining his band, and found a chicken who was really good at singing and...

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10 ISIS suicide bombers decided to blow up a building

"We must pick a building that will have a mass effect on western culture" the leader says. So they research all the popular websites they can find and have decided on the reddit headquarters.

"YES!!" Another exclaimed! "We can not only dismantle their social construct but we can all attack ...

You know what the scientists always say to build up resistance to distractions and channel nature

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it's pecs.

(apologies in advance. I made this up).

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Adam asked God for a partner...

Adam saw that the animals in the Garden of Eden had a companion, and he asked God to make one for Adam, too.

"Ok," God replied, "I can make you a perfect partner. Someone who will stand by you, satisfy you as you satisfy her, build you up as you build up her, and provide the exact compliment ...

A plane crashes in the pacific ocean. The only survivors are five men and a gorgeous woman

After a few days they end up on a desert island. After several failed attempts to get in contact with the outside world, they give up and come to terms with the fact that they have to spend the rest of their lives on this island.

They quickly acquire the necessary skills to build houses and l...

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Christmas these days is a lot like having sex...

...the build up is great, but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money.

What do the Kentucky Derby and a wedding have in common?

They both have months of build up for 2 minutes of action.

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[Serious] I need help finding a joke for my mother's funeral

It was one of her favorite jokes but I can't remember the build up. It was something like....someone asked the virgin mary if she was proud of Jesus and since she was a Jewish mom she answered "you know, I really vanted he should be a doctor"

*MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE* Why do women fart less than men?

Because they don't keep their mouth shut long enough for the gas to build up.

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