If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming.

They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"

Why did the robot cross the road?

It was programmed by the chicken.

(A joke from one of my mom’s kindergartners)

What do you call a missile programmed only to track and fire at Arabs?

A heat-Sheiking missile.

My New OS

So I programmed an new Operating System.

I named it as a "Tetra-Hedral Artificial Neural Operating System."



Unfortunately, ThanOS took over my computer and wiped out half my files.

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