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Programmed Jokes

I programmed my smart fridge to tell me how much space each item is occupying.

I think it speaks volumes.

If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming.

They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"

What do you call a missile programmed only to track and fire at Arabs?

A heat-Sheiking missile.

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An old farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

It so happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. He decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and voila, everything else was automatic!
He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with much pleasure. When the f...

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