but they always find something, if it's any constellation.
I think my deaf friend wants to update her computer. But her sign language interpreter is giving me mixed signals.
I think she needs a better processor.
A deaf man and his interpreter walk into a bar ...
A deaf man and his interpreter walk into a bar.
The bartender says "How many drinks can I get you?"
The deaf man holds up three fingers and his interpreter says "Six".
You think the Presidential debate was hard to watch?
Think of what it was like for the sign language interpreters.
The doctor told the sign language interpreter that the operation was risky.
Now it was a matter of lie for deaf.
A member of the Inca Indian tribe was captured by the Spanish....
The captain told his interpreter to say this to the Inca Indian , " Tell him if he doesn't tell us where they have hidden all their gold ,that we will burn his feet ". Through the interpreter the Inca Indian replied " I would rather die than tell you where the gold is " The captain threatened...
If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then...
Electricians are delighted
Corpses are decrypted
Cowboys are deranged
Models are deposed
Underwear models are debriefed
Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted
Jilted women are debrided
HVAC technicians are deducted
Tennis linemen ar...
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A woman visited an Amazonian tribe on a research trip...
She spent several days taking notes on the lifestyle and habits of the tribe and interviewing their ruler, King Paolo, via an interpreter. As the tribe's land was near several rich gold mines, the king and his people were extremely wealthy.
During the woman's time with him, the king fell hop...
David wanted to be a writer!
There was once this young man who professed his desire to become a great writer. Say hello to David. When asked what he wanted to write, David would say with great enthusiasm, " I want to write stuff that the whole world will read. Stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff th...
I got a hand job yesterday
I'm now officially a sign language interpreter
A blind man, paraplegic, and deaf man visit a healer on a mountain.
The blind man goes up the trail using his white cane. Arriving at the top he asks to be healed and so it is. He throws his cane off the mountain and comes back down.
The paraplegic goes up the mountain with great difficult and asks to be healed and so it is. He throws his wheelchair off the m...
Back in 'Nam, we had to eat Kim Chi
He was our interpreter
Three missionaries in Africa
Three missionaries are going to evangelize tribes in the deep jungle, where they heard dangerous tribes exist. What had to happen happened, and they got caught by a warriors tribe. Everybody is killed except the missionaries and one native interpreter. The tribe chief tells the first missi...
A message to the people of the Moon
In 1968, NASA was testing equipment to be used for Moon missions. They went to the Arizona desert to perform their tests.
While tests were in progress, an old Chief approached a NASA engineer to ask questions through his grandson, acting as interpreter.
"The Chief wants to know what ex...
(Q)..... What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?
(A)..... The Interpreter.