Interpreter Jokes

The great white doctor comes to an impoverished African village where he sees several young mothers either pregnant or with several small kids in tow, all showing signs of malnourishment. On inquiry through an interpreter, he learned that the chief was a rather amorous character and all the ladies a... read more

A deaf man and his interpreter walk into a bar.

The bartender says "How many drinks can I get you?"

The deaf man holds up three fingers and his interpreter says "Six".

but they always find something, if it's any constellation.

I'm now officially a sign language interpreter

Now it was a matter of lie for deaf.

The blind man goes up the trail using his white cane. Arriving at the top he asks to be healed and so it is. He throws his cane off the mountain and comes back down.

The paraplegic goes up the mountain with great difficult and asks to be healed and so it is. He throws his wheelchair off the m... read more

The captain told his interpreter to say this to the Inca Indian , " Tell him if he doesn't tell us where they have hidden all their gold ,that we will burn his feet ".
Through the interpreter the Inca Indian replied " I would rather die than tell you where the gold is "
The captain threatened... read more

I think she needs a better processor.

Pops (and his wife at the time) were on a jazz ambassador world tour, and made a stop in Rome. An audience was arranged with the Pope.

As was his frequent wont, Louis smoked a joint in the limo on the way.

He and Mrs Armstrong met the Pope, pleasantries were exchanged, and through an... read more

There was once this young man who professed his desire to become a great writer. Say hello to David. When asked what he wanted to write, David would say with great enthusiasm, " I want to write stuff that the whole world will read. Stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff th... read more

Three missionaries are going to evangelize tribes in the deep jungle, where they heard dangerous tribes exist.
What had to happen happened, and they got caught by a warriors tribe. Everybody is killed except the missionaries and one native interpreter.
The tribe chief tells the first missi... read more

He was our interpreter

(A)..... The Interpreter.

Electricians are delighted

Corpses are decrypted

Cowboys are deranged

Models are deposed

Underwear models are debriefed

Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted

Jilted women are debrided

HVAC technicians are deducted

Tennis linemen ar... read more

Think of what it was like for the sign language interpreters.

In 1968, NASA was testing equipment to be used for Moon missions. They went to the Arizona desert to perform their tests.

While tests were in progress, an old Chief approached a NASA engineer to ask questions through his grandson, acting as interpreter.

"The Chief wants to know what ex... read more