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Prevents Jokes

If a stork is the bird that brings babies, then what is the bird that prevents babies?

A swallow

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Doing your homework prevents embarrassment.

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, indignant, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will...

Deep sleep prevents aging.

Especially when you are driving.

Scientists just invented a new pill that prevents dehydration

All you have to do is take it twice a day with a glass of water

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There’s this new medicine that prevents you from contracting HIV from oral sex.

It’s called Meal PrEP

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

What do you call a Tide Pod that prevents war?

A nuclear detergent

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The results of a 3-year trial for a drug that prevents diabetes are in.

A scientist walks into his boss's office to brief him on the results.

"How did you conduct this study?" asked the boss,

"We gave a group of 300 participants our drug, at 3 doses a day, and another 300 a placebo. We then found the number of people in each group who had diabetes." replie...

Deep freeze prevents things go bad

And my mother in law definitely showed signs of going bad, officer.

It was a logical thing to do.

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A lonely man goes to the doctor for a stuttering problem that prevents him from talking to girls

The doctor agrees to do a full psychological and physical workup to find out whats wrong. After several test the doctor says to the patient "You won't believe this, but you've got a 15 inch penis and it's so big the weight of it puts tension on all the muscles in the center of your body right up to ...

I put on one of those things that prevents me from ever having children.

A shell suit.

BMW Recall

In an unprecedent move and after many complaints from non BMW owners, BMW has recalled their entire fleet of vehicles to assess the electrical fault that prevents indicators from flashing...

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