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Avoiding Jokes

Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait?

Obviously not.

gg y'all, inbox = rekt

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Starting today I will be completely avoiding German porn.

I just want to train myself to have a Hans-free orgasm.

Are you good at avoiding clickbait titles?

Apparently not.

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Why do doctors recommend avoiding sexual contact with the ears

Hearing Aids

Why is Roy Moore avoiding COVID-19?

He’d much rather catch COVID-16.

Avoiding click-bait is impossible.

My point exactly.

My doctor told me to start avoiding trans fats

So I stopped going on tumblr

The United States appears to be successfully avoiding a second wave

By keeping the first wave going

Ever since I got my left leg amputated, every girl has been avoiding me.

I got into a car accident a few years back and had my left leg amputated. Getting used to balancing myself on 1 leg and crutches took a lot of time. I felt that without my precious left leg, i would never be the same.

My confidence dropped severely, and the passion i had for all the things i ...

I wouldn't say that I'm avoiding commitment . . .

but I wouldn't say that I'm not.

I'm avoiding wildlife preserves

...they're just not my jam.

I've been avoiding this guy who lost all his toes in a freak knife accident.

When he asked me why, I told him its because I'm lack toes intolerant.

Two blind pilots enter a plane

They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane starts to move, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on the ground. The remaining runway gets smaller and smaller, and the plane is rushing towards a fence.

The passengers start shrieking and suddenly the pl...

I have a super easy way to see how good you are at avoiding click bait.

Turns out you are terrible at it..

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