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A head of state is suspicious about his wife

A head of state is suspicious about his wife cheating with a member of his cabinet.

So one night he inserts a razor blade inside her and after a week has passed ordered all the members to remove their pants. To his surprise everyone had his dick cut except the Minister of Defense. He then tha...

Did you know that a single comma can insult a head of state?

Trash is Putin, the garbage bin.

What job offers are there for someone without a brain?

The head of state.

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The three eggs

Translated and changed slightly from Armenian:


3 friends come across a man in need of help and help him with his problem. As thanks, the man rewards them 3 magic eggs and tells them "break these magic eggs, and you can become anything your heart desires"


He hands an egg to ...

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I figured out Trump is actually a communist

When he said "grab them by the pussy" that's the head of state seizing the means of production.

"Stalin is a fool!"

A man yelled in Red Square. He was arrested by the secret police and sentenced to 25 years. He was given five years for insulting the head of state, and 20 years for revealing classified information.

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