Joe Biden might very well die during the course of his mandate

however, he could just as likely die during Trump's mandate.

What do you call two Palestinian men courting each other in 1930's London?

A Palestinian mandate

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

Thirty children dead after their school mandated they wear bulletproof vests to prevent shootings.

Swimming lessons should probably have been exempted.

Finnish people eagerly await giving up the mandatory social distancing guidelines

So they can return from the government mandated 2 meters of distance to the normal 5 meters

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I was wondering why the book about sex I bought had positions like the "hammer and sickle" and "government mandated equality"

Then I realized I was reading the Commie Sutra.

To improve corporate rapport , they made it compulsory for guys to hang out with other guys outside of work

I guess that was the "mandate"

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What is it called when homosexual Chinese monks go out together?

A Mandate of Heaven

Wife got mad when I told her I must hang out with the guys once a week.

She hates my mandates.

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Why did the heterosexual guy agree to go out with a guy?

It was a mandate

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Why do people in the Middle-East tend to be homophobic?

They have had bad experiences with mandates.

City officials required all their male employees to socialize with male coworkers after work once a week.

They issued a government mandate.

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The Cod Captain and His Seamen's Semen

Several centuries ago, Irish fishermen sought fortune fishing cod off the coast of Newfoundland. During the long cross-Atlantic journey, many captains worried about their men after so much time away from their wives.

One devoutly Catholic captain was especially concerned that his men might re...

When I asked the court why I was forced to accompany a gentleman to a social engagement

They said I was mandated

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USSR jokes about America

My dad told me this one was a classic when he lived in the former Soviet Union:

So as you know, Russia and America would send spies against each other frequently. All American spies were mandated to learn Russian and all Russians English.

Well so, the American spy gets dropped off in ...

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Trump and Pence are so homophobic ...

... they couldn't get a mandate.

HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years.

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Why are most male politicians gay?

They can only mandate.

(Original) What do you call it when Trump and Mike Pence go to the movies together?

A government mandate

Quasimodo passed away

After years of hanging out in the bell tower, Quasimodo got drunk and careless and slipped over a rail, falling to his death one cold night.

The cathedral HR department put out a posting to get a replacement for him, but due to the eerie nature of the bell tower, they only got one response - ...

Why did the two guy friends hang out every week?

Because it was a mandate.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What do you call it when one guy demands that another guy go to the movies and give him a hand job?

A mandate

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