I u/deadroadie am declaring my official run for presidential candidacy.
If any one can claim to be running for presidential candidacy, why not throw my name into the ring. Hell, why stop there, I fully support Cujo as my Vice President because he's such a heckin good boy!
Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president
Sorry for putting the punchline in the title.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Jim the Plumber announces that he is running for office. Now he is appearing on a news show to discuss his candidacy.
HOST: “So Jim, what got you into politics?”
JIM: “Well, ya know, recently plumbin’ don’t pay very well, and I just wanted to try something’ new, I guess.”
HOST: “So you have NO political experience whatsoever?”
JIM: “Nope. My field is in plumbin’, sir.”
HOST: “Don’t you t...
Monica Lewinsky just released a statement on the presidential candidacy of Hillary Clinton...
She was quoted as saying that she can't vote for Hillary, because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Eldarion, son of Aragorn, High King of the Reunited Kingdom, was bored.
In a time of peace, there was not much to do, and he was long tired of his jesters. So he called for all of his subordinates, and announced a new prestigious title to which all are given candidacy; the title of “Duke of the Best Joke”.
Not wanting to disappoint, Finance Mini...