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Nomination Jokes

It looks like Joe Biden might win the democratic nomination.

If he wins the presidency maybe Hunter can get a job closer to home.

What do they call the Bernie Bros now that hes lost the nomination?

Back to being plain ol' BernOuts

I think Andrew Yang would have won the nomination with a different slogan.

“Make America >”

Despite having no nominations this year,

I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars.

Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination?

Don Rickles is dead.

How do you cheat on your wife with an adult actress and commit tax fraud without consequences?

Win the Republican nomination.

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If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars...

wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award.

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A struggling rock band...

A struggling indies band from Brooklyn, The Spoonerists, was in the process of recording their debut album. The artistic sentiment of the group led them to use ambient sounds from nature in their arrangements. One of the members of the band took it upon himself to go out in to the field and make rec...

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