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Dressage Jokes

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What's the opposite of unbridled lust?

Dressage sex.

A horse walks into a bar.

This makes it lose the Worlds Dressage Championship.

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Take that back Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back....

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is...

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