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Snowboard Jokes

How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

50.

1 to pull it off, 3 to die trying, and 46 to say "I could've done that"

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Snowboarders will Understand

Four snowboarders - a German, a Swiss, an Australian, and a Canadian - are taking a chairlift up a mountain. The German boarder pulls out a bottle of beer from his jacket, drinks it, and tosses the empty over the side.
"Ah," he sighs. "We have so much beer in Germany!"
Next the Swiss boarder ...

Liam Neeson never snowboards.

He has a very specific set of skis.

How do you get a snowboarder off your front porch!?

Pay for the pizza...

Sure you're just sledding now

But sledding is a gateway to other things.
Soon you'll be tobogganing.
And snow-tubing.
And snowboarding.
And skiing.

It's a slippery slope.

Survival tip!

When ever my son goes snowboarding, I make him stuff hotbdogs in his pockets...

So the rescue dogs will find him first!

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