How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

50.

1 to pull it off, 3 to die trying, and 46 to say "I could've done that"

Survival tip!

When ever my son goes snowboarding, I make him stuff hotbdogs in his pockets...

So the rescue dogs will find him first!

Liam Neeson never snowboards.

He has a very specific set of skis.

Three friends go snowboarding

Three friends go skiing at a ski resort and have a great time.
However, when night descends upon them, they seek shelter at the resort.
They stay up for a little bit telling jokes and talking, then decide to hit the sack.
But once they enter the room that they will be sharing, they realize ...

How do you get a snowboarder off your front porch!?

Pay for the pizza...

What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?

How you strap on the dirtbag.

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Snowboarders will Understand

Four snowboarders - a German, a Swiss, an Australian, and a Canadian - are taking a chairlift up a mountain. The German boarder pulls out a bottle of beer from his jacket, drinks it, and tosses the empty over the side.
"Ah," he sighs. "We have so much beer in Germany!"
Next the Swiss boarder ...

Off-season for traumatologists

Is when motorcyclists no longer show up and snowboarders aren't showing up yet.

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