What game do French immigrants play

Lacrosse

How did the lacrosse player cross the road?

He used lacrosse walk!

What sport is played by angry french people?

Lacrosse

I used to think that "Lacrosse"...

Was what the French called that thing that Jesus carried on his back.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey, eh?

He's too hung up on lacrosse.

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There was a young boy in a rich family going to a prestigious university.

He was doing well academically but there was a requirement for at least 3 credit hours of physical education. He tried lacrosse, but couldn't get the hang of it, and failed out during his second year. His third year, he tried polo but again, was not coordinated enough and was also afraid of the ho...

Which famous astrophysicist used to play sports?

Neil Lacrosse Tyson

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