Walked up to my dyslexic friend to show him my new polo shirt, and he barfed all over it.

He should've told me he was Lacoste intolerant.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh.

An extremely wealthy family owned countless successful companies, bought out competitors and even purchased new ventures if they looked promising enough. Nothing was too big or small, and nothing was off limits.

The family consisted of a mother (Linda), father (Robert) and 3 sons (Robert Jr.,...

Yo momma so fat..

..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.

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