Four priests decided to enjoy the beautiful weather and went golfing in polo shirts and khakis.
However, their game was not going well, and after a series of terrible shots, the caddy asked, "Are you guys priests?"
"Yes, we are," replied one of the priests, "Why?"
'Because,' said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."
Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt?
Because he was Lacoste intolerant.
I was having random bouts of diarrhea...
Couldn't figure out what the hell was causing it.
Then I started keeping track. I realized it was only happening when I would wear those polo shirts with the little alligator stitched on them.
Turns out I'm Lacoste intolerant.
Yo momma so fat..
..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
It’s a beautiful day on the golf course
A man, mid 40s, white polo shirt, is lining up for his shot on the 10th hole. Just as he enters his backswing a voice comes over the loudspeaker from the clubhouse- “Will the gentleman in the ladies’ tee-box on hole 10 please move back to the men’s tee-box”
Backswing interrupted, the man s...
Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh.
An extremely wealthy family owned countless successful companies, bought out competitors and even purchased new ventures if they looked promising enough. Nothing was too big or small, and nothing was off limits.
The family consisted of a mother (Linda), father (Robert) and 3 sons (Robert Jr.,...
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