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What does sucking dick and cycling have in common?

If you make a lifestyle out of it; it can be hard on the knees.

What do you call a cyclist who's driving outside the cycling lane?

An organ donar!

I've given up cycling at the local velodrome

It's getting me nowhere

I've been cycling to work for a whole month now

You would have thought I would be there by now

Old lady gets into a Merzedes-Benz taxi cab

As she hops in, the driver asks her where she's going. She gives him an adress, as she's just arrived to town to visit family.

They keep going for a bit, when the old lady notices the very characteristic Mercedes-Benz ornament emblem mounted on the hood.

"So what is that thing for?" s...

Two Nuns cycling down a Church Lane. One says I have never come this way before.

The other Nun says, nor have I, must be the cobbles.

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[OC] What's the similarity between cycling and prison ?

Your ass gets used to it after a couple of months.

I started a group for anonymous cycling enthusiasts.

But so far the members who’ve joined Pedalphiles seem to know nothing about bicycles in general.

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Bicycles are bad for national economy

Oh Yes Mr. Reader, Bicycles are bad for national economy, even if its sounds ridiculous but it is always true that: -

Cycling is a danger to the country

Now reasons:

• He doesn't buy cars

• He doesn't take loans

• He does not insure the car

• He doesn't b...

An 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a general check-up.

The doctor was shocked to see his health,
Asked--
'What is the secret of your good health ....?'

- 'I get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then come and drink two glasses of wine!
Maybe this is the secret of my health. '

Doctor - 'Okay, but can I ask you how ...

After a long day of cycling the bicycle needed to be picked up.

It was two tired.

Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling?

Of course he does! He has a ball!

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A tourist is cycling through China...

... and stumbles upon a house when night gathers. He asks if he can stay for the night.

The owner says he'll gladly let him stay for the night under one condition: That the man will **not** touch his daughter.

The man says "pfff, you can trust me" and goes to bed. Later that night he s...

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Will I Live to see 80?

Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He
said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I could not resist asking him, 'Do you think ...

In the news: Motorcyclist ...

... who identify himself a bicyclist sets cycling world record.

Races should be segregated

I'm sick and tired of people doing running , cycling and swimming and claiming it as one triathlon event! They are separate activities, and as such should be treated that way.

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