I've given up cycling at the local velodrome

It's getting me nowhere

Two Nuns cycling down a Church Lane. One says I have never come this way before.

The other Nun says, nor have I, must be the cobbles.

I've been cycling to work for a whole month now

You would have thought I would be there by now

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[OC] What's the similarity between cycling and prison ?

Your ass gets used to it after a couple of months.

I started a group for anonymous cycling enthusiasts.

But so far the members who’ve joined Pedalphiles seem to know nothing about bicycles in general.

Two cycling girls decide to explore the old town...

"I never came this way before!"

"Me neither, must be the cobblestones."

After a long day of cycling the bicycle needed to be picked up.

It was two tired.

In the news: Motorcyclist ...

... who identify himself a bicyclist sets cycling world record.

Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling?

Of course he does! He has a ball!

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A tourist is cycling through China...

... and stumbles upon a house when night gathers. He asks if he can stay for the night.

The owner says he'll gladly let him stay for the night under one condition: That the man will **not** touch his daughter.

The man says "pfff, you can trust me" and goes to bed. Later that night he s...

Races should be segregated

I'm sick and tired of people doing running , cycling and swimming and claiming it as one triathlon event! They are separate activities, and as such should be treated that way.

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Will I Live to see 80?

Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He
said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think ...

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