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Pet Owner Jokes

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Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try...

...my fucking goldfish died.

What happened to the pet owner who lost his lizard?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What's something a good scientist or a bad pet owner would say?

I'll be in my lab

What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most?

A Golden Retriever

Age brings wisdom

A cruel pet owner abandons his old dog in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor old dog notices a leopard coming rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

Just then, the old dog noticed some bones laying on the ground close by. 
The dog immediately se...

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