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There's something about that overly altruistic leg amputee that just rubs me the wrong way.

He's a real goody one-shoe.

(Internet Joke) We are basically monkeys, then what makes us human?!?

-Our less than 1% different genetic configuration?

-No!

-Sins like lust, envy, and jealousy?

-No!

-Qualities like love, compassion, and empathy?

-No!

-Greed for money and power?

-No!

-Altruistic values and moral capacity to renounce worldly pos...

An inventor is about to pass, leaving all he has to his only family. His two children.

He was a very altruistic person in life, only using his inventions to help people and not make any profit. His daughter admired this trait and followed this path becoming a tinkerer herself. His son, however, was an opportunist. He would always attempt to make a profit off any of his father's invent...

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Sunday School

Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead visit an old wishing well.

"What are you going to wish for?" the blonde asks the other two.

The brunette and the redhead ponder for a minute, rather ashamed that they didn't think of something beforehand. The redhead looks around for inspiration. When her gaze lingers on the well, she makes up her mind. She fishes a co...

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