My girlfriend said she was getting an enormous tattoo of a tarantula on her back.
"Do it," I said. "But it might hurt you."
"I know," she replied. "But it's only a needle."
"Actually," I added, "I meant being single."
What do you get when you cross a tarantula and a rose
I don’t know but don’t stop to smell it.
I got ripped off buying a tarantula from the pet shop
Should have just got one off the web
Pet store joke. This one is at least a half century old, but fwiw, I don't remember seeing it here yet...
A woman goes by a pet store and sees a sign saying "We specialize in the rare and unusual." Curious, she steps inside, and casually passes by the almost-usual: snakes, ferrets, tarantulas, macaws. She then notices a steel cage at the back of the store with a terrier-sized furry indistinct animal ...
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Probably longest spider-joke in the world
There was this manager of a psychiatric ward who walks down the aisles to look if everything is in order. As he walks by one of the rooms, a patient approaches him: *"Sir you need to see what I just found out. This is a discovery no one has made before."* As the manager had nothing better to do and ...