What do you get when you cross a tarantula and a rose
I don’t know but don’t stop to smell it.
Its really hard to take women with false eyelashes seriously.
It's like watching 2 tarantulas scream for attention.
I got ripped off buying a tarantula from the pet shop
Should have just got one off the web
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Probably longest spider-joke in the world
There was this manager of a psychiatric ward who walks down the aisles to look if everything is in order. As he walks by one of the rooms, a patient approaches him: *"Sir you need to see what I just found out. This is a discovery no one has made before."* As the manager had nothing better to do and ...