I got ripped off buying a tarantula from the pet shop
Should have just got one off the web
Probably longest spider-joke in the world
There was this manager of a psychiatric ward who walks down the aisles to look if everything is in order. As he walks by one of the rooms, a patient approaches him: *"Sir you need to see what I just found out. This is a discovery no one has made before."* As the manager had nothing better to do and ...