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Equine Jokes

Ur mom is 3/5 equine

She a hoe

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Equine Choir

I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little hoarse.

Why aren't redditors allowed at equine funerals?

Because when then see a dead horse, they have to beat it.

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There’s been a rash of laryngitis sweeping through the Scandinavian equine circuit

Quick! Call the Hoarse Norse Horse Nurse!

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In honor of National Humor Month, I have one.

People say Mules are much hardier than other Equines.

They really only do a half job though.

Fun fact: members of the equine family can send messages to each other by stamping the ground in distinct patterns.

It's their Horse Code.

Nothing says stable genius like...

A degree in equine sciences.

What is a horse's favourite wine?

Equine.
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