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Equine Jokes

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I used to be an Equine Sadistic Necrophiliac

But I was just flogging a dead horse.

Ur mom is 3/5 equine

She a hoe

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There’s been a rash of laryngitis sweeping through the Scandinavian equine circuit

Quick! Call the Hoarse Norse Horse Nurse!

Fun fact: members of the equine family can send messages to each other by stamping the ground in distinct patterns.

It's their Horse Code.

Why aren't redditors allowed at equine funerals?

Because when then see a dead horse, they have to beat it.

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Equine Choir

I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little hoarse.

Nothing says stable genius like...

A degree in equine sciences.

A horse and a chick are playing in a meadow...

After a time, the horse gets stuck in the mud. Frantic, he tells the chick to run to the farm and get the farmer to pull him out.

The chick runs as fast as her little legs will carry her and reaches the farm to find the farmer is nowhere to be seen. She finds an open window into the farmhous...

What is a horse's favourite wine?

Equine.

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