If amphibians had AAA

It would be toadside assistance

What do you call a perfume for amphibians?

A frogrance




I just made this up. I hope you like it

What type of shoes do amphibians wear?

Open toad

Credits to my Google Assistant

I caught my wife sleeping with amphibians behind my back

I asked her why, but she had a frog in her throat

What are an amphibians favorite kind of shoes?

Open-toad sandals

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Made for each other - a thread

How would you describe the perfect couple of eggs?

- Laid for each other

How would you describe the perfect couple of prostitutes?

- Paid for each other

How would you describe the perfect couple of necrophilliacs?

- Dead for each other


How would you desc...

Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians...

Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

I'd do a joke about amphibians.

But they've all been toad.

My friend told me that he had a collection of small amphibians of the subfamily Pleurodelinae.

That's newts to me.

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