I caught my wife sleeping with amphibians behind my back
I asked her why, but she had a frog in her throat
What type of shoes do amphibians wear?
Credits to my Google Assistant
What are an amphibians favorite kind of shoes?
I'd do a joke about amphibians.
But they've all been toad.
Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians...
Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs?
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
My friend told me that he had a collection of small amphibians of the subfamily Pleurodelinae.
That's newts to me.
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Made for each other - a thread
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