Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
*Wow, thanks! I was expecting a much chilier reception, but your warm comments have kept those fears at bay (that's what you get for encouraging me :)*
What happen when paprika cheat on oregano?
Way too much time on my hands so I decided to make a bong out of a pineapple and paper towel tube. Didn't want to leave the house, so tried to smoke oregano, but found it really hurt my throat. Tried black pepper, but it just made me sneeze...
Moved on to some ground ginger, but the smoke made my eyes water.
Went on the internet where it says banana peels can be smoked, but couldn't get them dry enough to combust.
Checked under the sofa cushion, found an old bent up cigarette, placed it in the bowl, took a deep hit and real...
I couldn't find the right herb while cooking the other day. So I put oregano in instead...
I always try to make up for lost thyme
The cops picked up a couple of spices for robbing a bank. Oregano says he won’t talk,
But only Thyme will tell.
Credit to u/hawt_pawket for helping me.
What Do You Call It When You Make a Seasoning Mistake?
Salt: So nice to see you. Paprika: How do you do?
Seasons' Greetings everyone
The wise spice trader was known for his sage advice
He was less sought after for his oregano guidance, his thyme tips, and his rosemary consultations.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I’m trying to spice up my sex life
So I started rubbing myself with oregano
The Spice Mafia
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