What's the difference between deer nuts and pine nuts?

Pine nuts are expensive at $3.50 a pound but deer nuts are under a buck.

What’s the difference between an islamic hide out and an Afghan pine nut farm?

I don’t know, I just fly the drones.

I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil...

Then…hey…pesto!

What do you get when one person thinks that there are 18 pine nuts in a pine cone and another person thinks there is 17 pine nuts in the same pine cone?

A difference of a piñon!

What do you call Basil, Pine Nuts, and Olive Oil with a bad attitude?

Pestomistic

When is a pig not pork.

When you cook it with pine nuts, it’s a pork you pine.

A teacher asks her class their favorite after school snacks.

“Decklyn,” the teacher calls to the new student in the back of the room, “what’s your favorite after school snack?”

“Nuts,” he replies.

“Very good,” the teacher replies. “What kind of nuts? Peanuts? Pine nuts?”

The boy shakes his head and answers, “Doughnuts.”

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